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continuum transfunctioner 

The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power.

"We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
Who are you guys?
We're not guys.
We're hot chicks.
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The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device
...and...
...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power. "

continuum transfunctioner by TraGuss September 5, 2006

Date-Time Continuum 

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.

Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."

Date-Time Continuum by Kamputer July 20, 2010

Space-Time Continuum

What you will probably mess up if you go back in time.

I killed my grandpa's dog in 1932 and now my Sister doesn't exist! I have to fix the Space-Time Continuum!

Space-Time Continuum by ><><><><><><><><> November 19, 2009

Continuum 

Continuum is highly based on spaceships, space, shooting, and skill. It is possibly a favorite to many players, as it is a 2D game. There are over 30 zones to download and play in. Most of which are still in construction, but are still playable in. The most popular of all, and the default zone, is Trench Wars. Trench Wars always has over 300 people in it whether it is night or day. Most of which that are in the zone are bots, that help hosters host events by opening doors, warping everybody, and prizing greens. (Greens are also referred as bounty, the more you get the stronger you are!) There are also mods, and sysops. These guys are people you don't want to mess around with. Mods, and sysops have special abilities and can ban you for an amount of time. This goes for all zones, but some aren't as strict.

Continuum player: Ooooo Apoc you suck as mod.

Apoc: I'm sorry you think that, now I will have to ban you.

Continuum player: NOOOOO IM SORRY!!

Apoc: Okay, but don't do it again.

Continuum by Pwnt_You April 8, 2007

continuum transfunctioner 

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

Do you have, the continuum transfunctioner?

continuum transfunctioner by cool_penguin_0 July 28, 2004

Tip Continuum 

The Tip Continuum is the ethereal construct of the nature of wealth which flows through the food service nexium. Controlled by The Waiter Gods who attempt to insure the just and decent distribution of wealth to all who lay their gratuities at their table cloth drapped alter. The Tip Continuum is subject to many variables, chaos math, and Health Department inspections. As such it occasionally can be thrown, seemingly out of balance by forces beyond human comprehension.

The New Hooters down the street had created a strong disturbance in the Tip Continuum.

Tip Continuum by angryboy July 23, 2006