2. Two Millimeter Penis
3. Can only take 1 Cone or commonly know as a 'Kiddie Cone'
4. 'VX gets heavy after a while' is commonly heard...
5. Loves getting with goth fat chicks at raves
6. Vomits very often, even after just one cone!
Conti is a fun, fat chick loving boy. Who loves spending long summer afternoons, tie-dyeing shirts, with his lover...
He has accomplished much in his life, such as being the first living male to actually have a penis with the diameter of a pin, and the length of a full grown female ant.
He is also the first boy to officially use a Sony VX 1000e as a muscle building apparatus. His most favorite line is: "But I thought we we're going to hook up tonight?" followed by a raunchy kiss with a fat slut.
Conti: No you mean i'm conti!
a person that is rude, says inappropriate things.
a 'real' person.
someone that will yell across vast expanses trying to have a conversation whilst other conti cant hear anything
"hey conti heres your beer"
"is he a conti? yeah he's a huge conti"
"such a conti thing to do"
"yeah he's a good conti"
"yeah he's a conti, not the good kind either"