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1) end of the disscusion, strait to bustin / fighting 2) spontanius excitment 3) chain weight of a gamedog ( pitbull ), to contest a dog without conditioning ( gamedogs have two weights chain weight and contest weight ) That skinny brindle dog aint got shit on my dog. Put your money where your mouth is and lets go off the chain.
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| 2. | Off season | ||
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The cycle in a competitive bodybuilder's training year when their main objective is to acquire muscle through weight training and a relatively high calorie diet, without regard for fat and water accumulated in the process. Before 2000, this translated to a gain of 25-45lbs from the day after a show to their peak off season weight, before commencing the second cycle in their training year, namely the pre-contest stage. In recent years, most bodybuilders have attempted to keep their off season weight closer to their pre-contest weight, in order to minimize time spent doing cardiovascular training to lose fat and water retention, and more time training with weights to preserve precious muscle mass. The pre-contest cycle is oriented around gradual fat loss (generally 8-15 weeks out from a show) through calorie reduction and the introduction of cardio training in conjunction with weight training. Different types of steroids, fat burners, and other pharmaceutical aides are used in this period as opposed to the off season. German bodybuilder Markus Ruhl's off season weight is well over 300lbs. But his contest weight is generally in the 275-280 range, to best showcase his impressive biceps and the detail in his upper back.
Ronnie Coleman, 8-time Mr. Olympia winner, generally took 2-3 months off training after a major show. This would signal the onset of his off season, during which he let his body rest and discontinued dieting until the preparatory phase for the next contest. |
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| 3. | Autumn | ||
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A huge fat girl with an inferiority complex. Has a fat boyfriend who like to take out their insecurities about their "fatness" and overweightness by bashing people who are thinner than they are.
This fat cow resides in Allentown and likes to enter eating contests with her fat "partner" Salvatore. She won the eating contest last year. See also Miss Ballooniverse She took this title after being voted the fattest and poorest girl in allentown. Vote for Autumn as Miss Ballooniverse next year at the eating contest in Allentown.
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| 4. | Takeru Kobayashi | ||
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1) To Kobayashi
2) To eat a grotesque amount ESP. of hotdogs ESP. at Nathan's Annual Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest 3) The ability to eat horrific amount and remain thin. See also Kobayashi I can't help my weight. You Kobayashi's just don't understand.
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| 5. | squat | ||
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One of the three Powerlifts. A exercise where you put a barbell on your back loaded with X amount of weight and make a decent until the top part of your hip joint goes just below the top part of your knee, then with an explosive force, you stand back up with the weight. Yesterday at my Powerlifting contest, I did a 650 pound squat.
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| 6. | "Price is Right" Rule | ||
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The "Price is Right" rule is used in any game or contest where the one closest to the target number without going over is the winner. We all bet $25 each we could guess the fat guy's weight using the "Price is Right" rule.
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| 7. | turtle | ||
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The condition where a fat person who carries most of their weight on their abdomen becomes stuck on his or her back. I challenged fatso to a situp contest, and when he started to turtle, I gave him a shit hitler and took a polaroid for the bar.
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