k contento 

Very Special child that eats his fingers at lunch daily and is extremely cute

Aww look at that little K Contento over there hes so cute.

k contento by theavyweight December 14, 2008

jodido pero contento 

Spanish for "fucked but content." Used when one is totally screwed but has come to terms with it.

Can also be abbreviated with the initials J.P.C., pronounced as the Spanish letters jota-pe-ce.

-Hey, Jerry, how are you for the final exam?
-Meh, jodido pero contento.

jodido pero contento by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008

Nick Contento 

In love with Hollis. Plays soccer for chsc. #12. got beat up by a stick. loves hollis. very bad taste in women . dating hollis. hollis lover 4 life. Cant stop thinking about hollis. Had his first kiss in 7th grade . ugly shoes, blonde hair and blue eyes, very rude, albano, gay for noah, trying to steal noah from addie.

Hey look hes sniffing Noah ! is that Nick Contento .

Nick Contento by millffffffff April 29, 2022

Table of Contents 

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.

Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.

Table of Contents by Falling Upward February 21, 2020

non-content 

A word coined by wowcrendor of YouTube. Basically means: content that isn't actually content, which actually makes it content.

Guy 1: Dude look at this sweet new video by wowcrendor!

Guy 2: Nice, that is some high quality non-content.

non-content by Yangarang July 4, 2014

Cactus content 

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

For Content 

A statement used on the internet for something that's usually unacceptable in normal society, but is excused because it is for the purpose of a Youtube Video.

Dude 1: "Bruh you should go fight that dude for content, it will make the video much more interesting"
Dude 2: "Bruh imma get my a$$ whooped tho"
Dude 1 "Even better! That's a million views!"

For Content by Doc Up September 3, 2021