countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.

A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.

countenance by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004

consanance 

when a girl has extremely hard nipples that they break through her shirt.

Julia's and Megan's consanance's were so hard that the busted through their shirt.

consanance by lucajamesalexjoeryangavincodyjoed January 17, 2008

Contentness

Being cuddled up with your little polar bear with lion hair, needing no words to describe how you feel

I’m feeling an incredible sense of contentness right now

Contentness by Graceling December 9, 2018

Contancer

Contagious cancer.

Get away from me, you have contancer.

Contancer by Mini vans are cool June 12, 2017

consonance 

An agreement or harmony, especially in the words of a poem.

"I have never felt a breeze so strong. It reminds me pleasantly of spring. The air doth sweetly sing."

"What 'da fuck you talkin' bout?! I don't wanna here 'dat consonance shit."

consonance by D-Vo January 20, 2006

mine countenance whereupon 

A more proper way of saying "my face when"
Often seen used on ponychan.net

1: Imagine me eating pie
2: (Posts reaction picture) mine countenance whereupon seeing you eat pie.

mine countenance whereupon by gaga374 August 23, 2011

convenance 

Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient

If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.

convenance by [e-mail] November 8, 2006