contraption adaption 

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

contraption adaption by Juan O'Malley July 22, 2009

napa valley conception 

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.

Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.

napa valley conception by Opie Post December 25, 2013

Consumption Vortex 

The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.

It’s Friday lads, time to enter the consumption vortex.

Consumption Vortex by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020

contempoonany

A fashionably modern piece of tail.

Kate Moss is such a contempoonany bitch.

contempoonany by manyook April 25, 2010

contention 

heated disagreement.

The captured territory was the main area of contention between the two countries.
The show Barney has always been a source of contention for me. But seriously, it has ruined my childhood.

contention by seemslegit69 October 22, 2017

Consumption Vortex 

when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.

god made me to get lost in the consumption vortex

Consumption Vortex by Ryan Janka February 13, 2021

Conception Balm 

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.

The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.

Conception Balm by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016