Constimplating 

The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.

Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one

Guy 2: Alright ill wait

"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"

Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!

Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating

Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!

Constimplating by Spencer Rapson March 2, 2008

cuntemplating 

Thinking about how to bring a bitch down.

He was cuntemplating while stalking his ratchet hoe, ex-boyfriend's Instagram.

cuntemplating by bcrystal February 22, 2015

coffee and contemplation 

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.

Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation”

coffee and contemplation by swimz$$&& May 9, 2018

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation 

Commonly used by evil bigwigs in a non-verbal showing of how evil their previous phrase or monologue was. The usage is often associated with C. Montgomery Burns.

"After the King is beheaded his kingdom will be ours!" Exclaimed the King's evil twin brother in a sinister tone as he uses finger pyramid of evil contemplation.

Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation by Wetpaperbag February 7, 2010

contemplation 

to be thoughtful, to express your feelings and emotions/ to try and communicate with god within yourself, to prey or request with him

Contemplation - If toay was prefect there would be no need for tomorrow

contemplation by Lucky Lunacy December 22, 2005

condomplating 

the act of deliberating whether it is worth it to run to the store in the middle of the night to buy a condom. alcohol is usually involved.

She asked me if I wanted to sleep with her or on the couch, and I said "I'm condomplating."

condomplating by Peter Moody November 5, 2008

Cocktemplating 

Thorough consideration of a decision using your genitals instead of your brain.

Are you Cocktemplating taking her home tonight.

Cocktemplating by VinniTheKabbage July 16, 2015