a combination of being conceited and retarded.
Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."
"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.
-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.
-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
Confused and Retarded.
omg, she is soo contarded
constepated and retarded put together
She so contarded, I hate her.
A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated
OMG becky your so contarded today!
of being contorted and/or retarded
diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!