Kurt Cobaining

A sexual act where as man is about to climax, or reach his peak, he pulls out a shotgun and blows his brains out.

Dave: Oh man I love Angie, I think I'm going do some Kurt Cobaining on her tonight.

Kurt Cobaining by Rockhand Cockhand August 19, 2013

Cobaining 

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

Cobaining by Abbsty November 20, 2016

cocaining 

when you ejaculate into a sex partner's nose

girl: baby i want you to cum so hard in my nose

boy: you bet girl, get ready for some cocaining!

cocaining by Adarah October 21, 2008

containister 

A word that is used to describe a container or canister of sorts. Perhaps a box, bottle, can, or even a hamper.

Person 1: "Where the helk is my bud at?"
Person 2: "Did you check your containister??"
Person 1: "I done looked in there three times already..."

containister by Dr.Decoy May 24, 2006

meat curtaining 

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

meat curtaining by mm14 November 13, 2011

Curtaining. 

The act of putting a curtain between two males as they engage sexualy with a female situated in the middle. This lets the threesome occur without either male witness the others sweaty leering face and cumface. Reducing the result of a turn off. High fives may still occur around the side of the curtain.

"Curtaining." is so much better for my eyes."

"Jack and James curtained Jill last night."

Curtaining. by Kreg1st April 12, 2010

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

contacting aliens by minuteman88 January 26, 2010