The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) 

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA) by Epictrix August 27, 2012

Contagious Smile

Is when someone smiles at you and you cant help but smile back.

Me:Everytime you smile it makes me smile.
You:*Blush*
Me:Its really cute you have a contagious smile

Contagious Smile by PopcornBuddy September 14, 2011

contasouved 

To be fucked or see something really fucked e.g people off their head, demolishing the meal you just ate and seeing a car crash

Kosta=OMG bro you just contasouved the souvlaki you just got

contasouved by Kosta_gate7 August 22, 2019

Cottahouse 

This is when you purchase a property that satisfies both your housing needs but is like a cottage in the sense that it is serves both purposes. A residence that allows you to have the luxuries of home but is ‘out of town’ and may be on or near the water in a non-urban environment. Therefore, it serves both purposes in one residence. A hybrid property that combines two interests conveniently into one.

We can’t afford to buy both a cottage and keep the house so we are going to gey a cottahouse out of town.

Cottahouse by intothefray June 11, 2018

Continous circuit 

A term used in the porn industry to describe a sex scene, where the male talent is able to fully insert his penis inside his own ass.

We need it quite on the set, Jim is about to make a “continous circuit” in the grand finale of the scene.

Continous circuit by Hamper Hunter May 31, 2022

Contagious Magic 

A form of sympathetic magic based on the view that things once conjoined continue to influence each other when separated; thus magic performed on a lock of hair may affect the person from whom it came.

Contagious Magic is magic that attempts to affect a person through something once connected with him or her, as a shirt once worn by the person or a footprint left in the sand; a branch of sympathetic magic based on the belief that things once in contact are in some way permanently so, however separated physically they may subsequently become.

Contagious Magic by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Contagious Yawn 

The result of millions of years of evolution. Originally used by cave men to signal it was time to rest.

Man Amber, your yawn was contagious...I too am tired.

Contagious Yawn by Trevor May 10, 2004