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contacting aliens
an excuse made when caught jacking off
"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"
buy contacting aliens mugs & shirts
jacking off
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masturbation
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abduction
by
minuteman88
Jan 25, 2010
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