Contraguru 

A Contraguru is a person who you ask for advice. After you will do the exact opposite of his advice because this person is always wrong.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

Contraguru's are very handy in the field of investments, but can be consulted also in other areas.

I bought bitcoin because my contraguru adviced to sell it.

I sold my house because my contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

Contraguru by dmeista November 20, 2020

Contragipate

To deliver a forceful blow to an enemies chin with ones scrotum.

It took my five years to track him down. All I had to go by was newspaper clippings and whiskey filled memories. When I found him he was in a cheap motel. Hell, the door was even unlocked. I walked in and saw him laying dead on the floor, face up. There was only one thing I could do. I dropped my pants, right there and then and contragipated him. The feelings of revenge and redemption were almost to overwhelming for me to go on. But later that night, in my own bed....I slept like a child.

Contragipate by UnfoldingJonson January 6, 2015

Contraguru 

Someone who is always wrong and therefore can be used for advice by doing the opposite of his advice.

It is important not to tell the contraguru you use him as such, to keep his advice as pure as possible.

i bought bitcoin because the contraguru strongly adviced to sell.

i sold my house because the contraguru is very optimistic about the housing market.

Contraguru by dmeista November 19, 2020

contragate 

contragate - the act of contributing

Jim didn’t contragate with helping his dad fix clean the garage.

contragate by gram’ May 17, 2019

contragle 

To irritate or bother (one’s self).

“This earring contragles my ear when I wear it too long”

contragle by Shaq, the one and only January 9, 2025