| 1. | Kilby | ||
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1)n. A goofy and shaggy individual capable of consuming massive amounts of green plants.
2)n. A burrito-eater, a bottomless pit. 3)n. Someone who has mastered the art of fixing an oreo-kahlua-based beverage known as a "killerbee". 4)v. To get stung by. After consuming the entire batch of special brownies, the kilby decided to relax and ordered the other kilby to fix him a killerbee.
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| 2. | legal high | ||
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Something legal and uncontrolled that will get you high in some way. Not as good as the illegal drugs though. Which makes since as if they were that fun then they would not be a legal high would they?
Typically legal highs are either dangerous, digusting and/or time consuming to use. Or maybe they are just quasi-legal like Salvia. Does not include alcohol or caffeine. Sniffing Glue/Spray Paint/Lighter Fluid/God knows what else -(dangerous)
DXM (Cough Syrup) - disgusting/time consuming Salvia - quasi-legal Morning Glory Seeds - time consuming Laughing Gas - quasi-legal Benadryl/Dramamine - Dangerous and not really that fun either. Having Someone Hold Your Nose and Mouth Shut So You Cant Not Breathe and Results In Some Kinda High - Dangerous and kinda stupid. The author has never heard anyone attempt this. Theres some other shit too. They are either some kinda inhalent or just bullshit. |
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| 3. | torchada | ||
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someone who's all toasted from consuming an excessive amount of drugs through-out his/her whole life the homie is all torchada cause she got on a good one and never came back
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| 4. | gator burp | ||
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A deep primordial burp that tends to get caught in the throat causing a sound not unlike a typical swamp gator after consuming the mutated limb of some redneck. After consuming a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee and eating three Mc Rib sandwiches, Adam let out the meanest Gator Burp I've ever heard!!!
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| 5. | carebear | ||
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The term coined in PvP (Player vs. Plaver)games when one earns the title for doing something completely and unneccesarily time consuming or pointless for the pitiful praise of strangers over the internet; also used in daily life to refer to someone who goes above and beyond the requirements of a task or quota to impress or suck up to a superior in the hope of earning societal respect. (NOTE: BY FITTING THE DESCRIPTION OF EITHER OF THESE DEFINITIONS ABOVE, THE NAME "CAREBEAR" WILL MOST LIKELY BE USED IN A DEGRADING OR DEMEANING CONNOTATION) Examples of "carebear" include:
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1.) Someone typing 0.o to symbolize the appearance of a carebear's eyes. 2.) In Diablo II, spending hours upon hours filling up 7 mules with godly ass items that you never intend to sell on the internet or give to a chobo. 3.) In World of Warcraft, gathering paladins together in a circle and doing a number crunch on the chance of survival before entering a lair of dragons. leeroy jenkins 4.) Baking cupcakes for a class to get extra credit when you already have an A+. 5.) Showing up at an organized Airsoft skirmish with a highly upgraded AEG, a spare AEG, 2 holsters with dual MAC 11's, army boots, tiger stripe camo, 1337 goggles, land mines, grenade launcher, trip mines, duffel bag full of 25,000 bbs, SAW rifle (m249 if ur a counter-striker nerd), 5 cans of green gas, automatic glock pistol w/ holster, chamber lubricant, binoculars, night vision monocular, optional scope for AEG, spare red dot scope, 3 hi-capacity magazines for each AEG holding about 300 bbs per clip, guille suit, finch knife, RAMBO knife (if ur extra carebear), and finally a boonie hat to top it off. 6.) Having every Pokemon card that exists...and they still are neatly organized ... |
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| 6. | ROFLZBURGER | ||
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ROFLZ is a well-known Internet acronym for 'Rolling on floor laughing'.
Since its popularisation, several extended variations have been established -- 'ROFLZBURGER', which is the state of 'Rolling on floor laughing whilst consuming a hamburger -- or hanzburger'. The additional 'BURGER' extension is merely for intensification purposes - Beyond 'rofl' to a large degree. And it's typically utilised in a 'extremely' hilarious situation. "Hey, that wombat just ate my leg!"
"ROFLZBURGER" (Man rolls on floor laughing whilst consuming a hamburger) "What? |
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| 7. | World of Warcraft | ||
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World of warcraft is a good game but is very dangerous to your life. A game that will consume your life to no end. It will also, take away your family, and everything that you used to love in your life. You would rather stay at home sat,urday night raiding BlackWing Lair then go out with, your friends to smoke a bowl and get drunk as hell.
DON'T EVER BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! World of Warcraft is a very addicting game. It has the shaman class, the paladin class, the hunter class and the rogue class+much more. Hey Jimmy, You commin' to ted's party 2nite? He got a hold of some of the best weed around. We're totally gonna get baked as hell.
Naw, I gotta help my guild down C'thun tonight on World of Warcraft, It's our first try tonight. Fuck you man ever since you got that game It's been consuming your life, I fucking hate you and also, Ashley told me to tell you she dumped you becuase you blew her off and you were supposed to have hawt sex with her. Oh well, I met this new chick on WoW, she probably isn't hawt but OMG she has a hunter with 5/8 Dragon stalkers and 3/8 Giant stalkers with both twin blades of hakkari with double +15 to agi enchants and Rhok'Delar. I don't understand a fucking word you say now'a'days, get off your fucking lazy ass and come party with us. |
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