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A derogatory term used to define a person who is heavily invested in popular consumer culture.

A person who defines worth by material possessions.

A person who is primarily motivated by displays of wealth and status.
Despite Global Warming and concerns about petroleum resource depletion; John Q, being the consumafuk that he is, bought an SUV because he thought it would get him laid.
by A. Maxwell December 23, 2007