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A combination of constipation and diarrhea, often experienced when having Crohn's Disease
I have to shit all the time but nothing comes out, must be constirrhea!
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A combination of constipation and diarrhea.

When you have constirrhea, you constantly feel like you have to defecate but every time you sit down on the toilet and try to go, all that happens is you shart loudly and some liquid poo squirts out.

Constirrhea is extremely annoying because:

1) You have to make constant trips to the bathroom over the course of the constirrhea.
2) It costs money because you have to use a shit ton of toilet paper.

3) It makes your butthole sore.
4) It is usually accompanied by bad gas. Sometimes, it's hard to tell what is flatulence and what is feces. Thus, it can cause you to shart your pants.

Constirrhea is usually a result of : IBS; Crohn's disease; food allergies; eating junk food
Last night, I had really bad constirrhea because I drank 7 glasses of milk and I'm lactose intolerant. When it was finally over, I jumped into the shower to clean up. Two minutes after the shower, I had another constirrhea attack and ejected several globs of molten poo all over my freshly cleaned butt cheeks.
by aomia January 26, 2015

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