Constipissing

When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate

Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(

Constipissing by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010

constipassion 

an emotion expressed by a phenomenally talented musical retard when he plays an instrument (whatever that is) with such maniacal intensity that his face is contorted in an undefined painful, bowel-racking, tear-jerking, artery-busting expression bordering constipation and orgasm.

The musical mensa played with such fervor his face expressed constipassion.

constipassion by Tondo_Gurl March 13, 2011

Constipidity 

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity

"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity

Constipidity by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015

constifies 

A bushism: when something is capable of being constitutional

What constifies that law?

constifies by Beacboys January 27, 2004

Constipidity 

To not be able to spit out your words

Man you have constipidity or somthing

Constipidity by SpecialOpsMonkey February 21, 2015

constapissed 

When you know you have to piss but can't or you have a hard time pissing

Tom: Dude Mark I can't piss man quit watching me.

Mark: You must be constapissed

constapissed by Big C from the 985 January 6, 2009

Constipidity 

*WARNING reading this definition causes constipidity*

constipatedly stupid

ie. if you can only say/do stupid things and cant control it, you probably have constipidity

"*insert stupid thing here* causes constipidity"
ie. purple causes constipidity

Constipidity by kayhskwjhsdbsjwsj February 23, 2015