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when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no
chips got constipation
by botaf November 11, 2003
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The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
by APfromMSP April 30, 2005
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The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!
Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
by Fart Matser August 24, 2003
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The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.
The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.
by jay420 July 29, 2005
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When the train won't come out of the tunnel.
I had constipation for almost a week and finally relieved myself, it felt like I gave birth out of my asshole. True story.
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When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea
constipation is not your friend =(
by not gir October 09, 2006
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Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck
I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.
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