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An item that causes constipation.
Cheese is a delicious constipant.
by Victoria June 07, 2003
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damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.
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Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.
Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

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