constapetic 

a person who is an absolute shit show at any given time. Someone who is just full of shit and just won't remove themselves from the situation.

Damn you're so constapetic.

constapetic by unicornisland17 April 30, 2020

Constapeeted

Experiencing the inability to pee around others. Also known as "shy bladder".

So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.

Constapeeted by DJ DEUCE GROAN 2 April 29, 2011

Constatetle

To be combative yet cooperative in an indirect matter.

Boss: have you finished the run down yet?
Worker: well yeah kinda
Boss: you’re work effort today has been very Constatetle

Constatetle by Creativebenzz May 26, 2020

Consta-Text 

(verb): The act of continual text messaging with one person over a long period of time.

"Oh my gosh, Katie, guess what? Eric and I have been consta-texting for three days. He's totally into me"

Consta-Text by Pun Lover October 2, 2012

Contratextualize 

To make less sense in specific context than it does in abstract context. The obscuring of a definition by a context that does not make sense.

Lydia and Brian are walking down an empty road.

B: Why are you hanging onto the hem of my coat?
L: Because I'm small and afraid of getting lost in a crowd.

While Lydia's rationalization makes perfect sense in abstract, in the context of not having a crowd to get lost in, her rationalization is entirely misdirected. The sentence of explanation that precedes the sample dialogue contratextualizes.

Contratextualize by JohnKeats February 4, 2014

constate 

A constructed nation, with its own artificial culture, government, and people. Like a micronation but with no IRL territory and a bigger focus on world-building.

'Hey, did you hear about Jova's constate — Jolinph?'
'Shut the hell up.'

constate by flvent.englishman July 21, 2025