Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.
Don't vote for Constantine Maroulis. He has neck fat, a butt chin, and he doesn't wash his hair
by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005