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conspiritard 

Someone who blindly believes every single conspiracy theory, no matter how ludicrous they sound, nor how little evidence backs the claim. Caught up in an ego trap, conspiritards will rage spam memes that hold no substance whatsoever, and then claim everyone else suffers with cognitive dissonance..
"Dafuq do you mean, chemtrails are dead baby stem cells and nanobots, and sprayed on us all to cover up the Flat Earth, you conspiritard! Are you nuts?"
conspiritard by Ricky Roller September 18, 2016

conspiriace 

the feeling of conspiracy over something or someone.

origin- danny lopriore and joe santagato

(the basement yard)
dude did you hear about the shitting beluga whale in the georgia aquarium that went missing last week?

no dude but thats pretty conspiriace

Conspiranoia 

A portmanteau of "conspiracy" and "paranoia", wherein one's paranoia is expressed through delusions of conspiracies.
Herp: "9/11 was an insides job! The Mayans predict the world will end in 2012! The Holocaust never happened! The Moon landing was a Hollywood hoax! ILLUMINATI!"

Derp: "Woah, man. Chill out with the conspiranoia, you're overheating."
Conspiranoia by IceMetalPunk October 2, 2011

conspiranoid 

A paranoia heightened by the belief that unseen forces are organized against one's self or values, or against the general wellfare; persecution fantasy marked by belief that persons perceived negatively by the afflicted are operatives or dupes of real or imagined clandestine organizations.
"I can't talk to that guy anymore; he's gone so conspiranoid, he thinks our landlord is writing reports on his daily movements for the International Kommisariat of Screwing Over Delusional Nutjobs."
conspiranoid by Stephen Couchman November 16, 2006

conspiri-hate 

People who make up rumors about a person who they are so jealous of that they act like they can't stand that person. . . a group of more than two people who make shit up about a person they hate on. .
'Joe and jack and Jill were all talking about you saying untrue things. .',. "Yeah they always try to conspiri-hate on me"

conspirify 

v. Sudden change of appearance, attitude and behavior along with the breakage of old alliances and the formation of new pragmatist ones, in order to raise one's social status and/or conventional popularity; all at the expense of letting your mates down and being named a douchebag AND a tool.
Omg Paul's such a tool, now he's conspirifying against his old group
conspirify by Franzz August 28, 2007