Conspiratard 

A paranoid shut in that believes in almost all of the conspiracy theories on the internet. Usually Alex Jones junkies even though they claim they are not. Cannot be spotted in the wild, instead seen roaming message boards and blogs attempting to spread their disease of paranoia. Should be treated with massive anxiolytics as that would end their belief in crazy stuff but that would require them to trust doctors which of course they don't (they are Illuminati mind control shills).

Sane dude: Wow that earthquake in Japan was devastating

Conspiratard: Yeah makes you wonder who was behind it (hmm HAARP, wink wink)

Sane dude #2: WTF are you talking about? It was an earthquake idiot.

Conspiratard: Yeah and the twin towers were brought down by a couple of guys with box cutters. You sheep! Do your own research!! Don't drink fluorinated water either!! Ahhh!!!

Conspiratard by signate July 23, 2011

Conspiratard 

A person who gets wrapped up in, or obsessed with, conspiracy theories that have no foundation, are not plausible, or otherwise possible in this dimension or any other. "Conspiratard" is a portmanteau of "Conspiracy retard."

"Take off your tin foil hat and put away your theories on Reptilians you conspiratard!"

Conspiratard by SadieSay June 26, 2014

Conspiratard 

Somebody dumb enough to think that the moon landing footage was faked and they spent millions of dollars building a massive rocket and sending it into the atmosphere just to keep up appearances.

Conspiratard: They tried to fool us by spending millions of dollars building a massive rocket and shooting it into space, but there were no astronauts actually inside it, they filmed a fake moon landing in the desert. A real truther knows that elaborately expensive and unnecessary cover-ups is just what governments do.

Conspiratard by pepelepeu August 14, 2016

Conspiratrap 

A conspiracy and a trap, but put together!

it is such a conspiratrap when it snows in the spring time, its not only a conspiracy, but also a trap.

Conspiratrap by Eären/Brinna April 5, 2008

conspiratard 

a person who believes in silly conspiracy theories, such as the moon landing hoax or a flat earth.

Only a conspiratard would think that Coca Cola purposely made New Coke suck for publicity.

conspiratard by Jack Ape October 17, 2008

Conspiratorium

Conspiratorium - A Government ran facility where patients diagnosed with certain mental conditions are often compulsorily admitted for very lengthy stays, without contact to the outside world, follow a specific regimented treatment plan and are recommended for treatment by a Government official.

Typically, patients are considered delusional and have strong conspiratorial beliefs in government coverups and corruption. Treatments normally consist of electroshock therapy, mind altering medications for re=programming the individual or disappeared into the desert.

Jim is one of our success stories, here and the Conspiratorium His mental state had him believing that the government was responsible for nine eleven. We are sure his condition will never, ever return, just have a look at him. He wears that smile always and even sleeps with the same expression.

Conspiratorium by Attaboyslim July 3, 2014

conspirastory 

1. A false or a baseless news story that evokes mass hysteria or promotes a conspiracy.

2. An opinion presented as news with the intention of causing hysteria.

1) The radio talk show host's conspirastory presented excerpts from a paper written by the president during college. The source material came from a parody website. The talk show host maintained that even parody has the basis of truth. So, the story is based on truth.

2) People who lack commonsense will believe a well conceived conspirastory.

conspirastory by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 27, 2009