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Consoomer 

a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.
Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer
Consoomer by Acethemain June 16, 2020
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Consoomer 

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.
Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022
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Consoomer 

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer, watching TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.
Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022

contommelate 

The act of contommelating occurs when participating in a game of centurion, only to vomit the entire contents of your stomach into an esky, resulting in your disqualification of the game (unless you make it to 100!)
I really feel for Simmo, he was going so well - only to contommelate at 96. Since he got the lowest score, he had to clean Paul's esky at the end of the game.
contommelate by Hux May 19, 2008

Consoome 

When you completely engulf something such as 5-hour energy with no regrets. Can also be used as a synonym for merking or destroying something.
I just consoomed 7 servings of ramen. With this energy I will completely consoome anyone who stands in my way.
Consoome by DrJoeFlow December 12, 2018

Consomeung 

Solomons swollen lymph nodes
Consomeung Haha
Consomeung by Org of unknown words September 2, 2022

Consomeung 

Consomeung Is to eat something in reverse it’s basically pukeing but the food you ate is in perfect condition
Dude, you just Consomeung that whole sandwich!
Consomeung by Org of unknown words September 2, 2022