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loss of consortium 

n. legal phrase someone uses when he or she can't get laid and blames someone else.
After Jenny's husband was killed in a car accident, she sued the other driver for loss of consortium.

After being harassed at work for years by his boss, Bob claimed he couldn't get it up and sued for loss of consortium.

Professor: what claims does someone have if a machine accidentally cuts off their hand?
Law Student: Loss of consortium?

Consworthy 

A feeling you get when you're eager to run into a thornbush.

Also used to express your dislike or discomfort in regards to something, and you'd prefer to run into a thornbush than do that certain something.
"How are you feeling?"
"Consworthy!"

"Aw, why?"
"Got this loooaaadd of homework to do"
Consworthy by Llama! :) April 2, 2011

Conglorporation 

A portmanteu of conglomerate and corporation. One of those giant companies that stamps out all their competitors and has done a great job of ruining America. Often rely on child labour and taking advantage of the working class in countries all over the world.
I avoid shopping for mass-produced goods like Nike sneakers at conglorporations like Wal-Mart.
Conglorporation by Mike January 11, 2005

consorority 

1. sisterhood 2. an association of women for the attainment of a particular cause.
1. Girls in a hostel share a feeling of consorority.

2. The school girls have formed a consorority.
consorority by uttam maharjan November 10, 2012

queens consort 

The ultimate veggie cake maker in ark survival evolved for alliance 99 problems and Hyperion
Queens Consort always pulls through even at 3am for our raids, she is a Cake Goddess
queens consort by Ark Troll December 19, 2018

Loss of Consortium 

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.
After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.
Loss of Consortium by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008