Slobovian consulate
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Constipated
Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
Constipated by qwertyhujkjhgfdfgbnmhbg October 30, 2018
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consistence
I applied for a job and I haven't heard back from them, but I'm calling them everyday and showing consistence to let them know I really want the job.
consistence by Ladibug39 December 2, 2017
Consolation Text
When you send out a text to one of your closest friends in the event that the people you are with ignore you, therefore, making it awkward. It makes it look like you are doing something, and not just a complete loser.
*You Texting*: Hey bro, this is a consolation text, my girlfriend went talk to some people I don't know.
*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
*Friend Texting*: Dude, I feel your pain..my girlfriend does that to me all of the time.
Consolation Text by Fretichey217 January 13, 2011
Italian consulate
A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.
Italian consulate by groovymanu May 14, 2015
consolata
This is a girl's name. It is originated from Italy meaning "consoled" taken from the title of Virgin Mary. The destination number is 1. According to the destiny number analysis it is always possible to tell when you are upset. You are always looking for a bargain. You often buy things you don't need.
LETTER ANALYSIS
C- You are very emotional and interested in fine arts
O-You are a very closed person. You like keeping secrets and enjoying your privacy. You do not want to explain
yourself to people.
N-You have a great common sense.
S-You like to imagine and when you do you have great fun.
O-"""""""
L-You have the most talented personality.
A-Your sense of analyzing life is stronger. You are known as a reasonable person.
T-You have a hard time expressing your feelings. You are very uncommunicative
A-""""""
CHARACTER ANALYSIS
You enjoy change, travel, and new experiences. You go out of your way to assist in creating fairness. Your lack of patience and consistency in your affairs and your tendency to act impulsively can lead to actions you later regret taking, particularly to the head. You are very creative. Health weaknesses could also affect the eyes, ears or sinuses. You are prone to suffer moods of depression, and physical and mental tension which could have a serious affect upon the nervous system. You lose interest quickly once things become routine, as you dislike being forced to do monotonous work. You very honest and sincere in your personal relationships.
LETTER ANALYSIS
C- You are very emotional and interested in fine arts
O-You are a very closed person. You like keeping secrets and enjoying your privacy. You do not want to explain
yourself to people.
N-You have a great common sense.
S-You like to imagine and when you do you have great fun.
O-"""""""
L-You have the most talented personality.
A-Your sense of analyzing life is stronger. You are known as a reasonable person.
T-You have a hard time expressing your feelings. You are very uncommunicative
A-""""""
CHARACTER ANALYSIS
You enjoy change, travel, and new experiences. You go out of your way to assist in creating fairness. Your lack of patience and consistency in your affairs and your tendency to act impulsively can lead to actions you later regret taking, particularly to the head. You are very creative. Health weaknesses could also affect the eyes, ears or sinuses. You are prone to suffer moods of depression, and physical and mental tension which could have a serious affect upon the nervous system. You lose interest quickly once things become routine, as you dislike being forced to do monotonous work. You very honest and sincere in your personal relationships.
Guy 1:Dude my friend called Consolata want to be friends with you.
Guy 2:Damn i have a feeling my life's gonna be better.
Guy 2:Damn i have a feeling my life's gonna be better.
consolata by Peachfruitloops November 5, 2020