| 582. | Calli | ||
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A dysfunctional girl who never knows exactly what she wants. Everyday she is in a different mood, indicating some type of disorder, such as being bipolar. She is normally very happy and very nice to everyone she talks to, but it doesn't take much to make her mad. She is very outgoing and loud, but can also be conservative. She is immediately judgmental, but more often than not takes it back when she gets to know them. She doesn't have many friends, but the ones that she does have are true and will never leave her side. She tries her best at everything. She is sometimes considered a slacker for her apathy, however. more...
She is very easy, if you know what I mean. She's probably slept with a lot of different guys, but that's ok with her. Sex is sex to her. She feels open about it and thinks that others shouldn't be so shy about it. Sex is like a hobby to her. She enjoys it, but she also enjoys pleasuring that guy just as much. His feelings are possibly more important to her than her own. She falls in love very easily. Almost every guy she sees she immediately becomes attracted to. Guys also fall in love with her easily because she's actually a great person despite everything else. Guys become intrigued by her in 10 minute... |
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| 583. | John McCaining | ||
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To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay. This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O. Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect. This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow." "I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."
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| 584. | Randroid | ||
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A blind follower of Ayn Rand & her philosophy of objectivism. Randroids are often selfish rich kids who want to justify being rich and economically conservative, or "classical liberalism" and engaging in illegal activities such as drug use and having sex with underage girls. Randroids will always say shit like "Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?" regardless of the fact that most of them inherit their wealth as did their fathers, and their fathers before them. Randroids are never working-class folks getting by paycheck to paycheck, and do not care about such people. Privatizing everything, from police to schools, is their dream. To a Randroid, being nice, charitable, altruistic and fair is to be a morally reprehensible person and such things are vices. A hero to them is a selfish man who takes what he wants, does what he wants and cares only about himself. Bob: "Why should I care if you're starving?
You're just lazy! Grow some legs and get a job you bum!" Tyler: "Bob you Randroid, he's a deaf mute! Go spend your trustfund on booze and weed!" |
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| 585. | Glory-Tory | ||
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A person with little or no previous political allegiance who is now claiming to have always been a Conservative. 'David Cameron is so hot.'
'You don't even know who he is. You're such a glory-tory!' |
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| 586. | Open Minded | ||
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Something that is normally great, the idea that you don't judge people for being different than you. The problem arises when liberal douchebags call themselves open minded but actually reject anyone who doesn't believe the same thing they do as a bigot. Guy: I do not like black people
Truly open minded person: I disagree with you *starts organized, concise debate* Guy: I do not like black people Liberal "open minded" douche: How could you say that you disgusting conservative bigoted pig, it's people like you that set the... *trails on in a string of long words that he doesn't even know the definition to* |
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| 587. | Sko-ho | ||
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Person easily identifiable as having been homeschooled for some part of their life/their whole life. Recognized by fashion sense (or lack thereof), manner of speech, nonrecognition of dirty jokes, and overall naivety/shelteredness. Also defined as one who is overly conservative. I knew she was a sko-ho when I noticed her waist-length hair, denim jumper, and birth control glasses.
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| 588. | George School Quakorcism | ||
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The difficult process of removing the suffocatingingly oppressive, incredibly conservative beliefs that a so-called Quaker institution attempts to impose on a person. After spending 4 years at George School, I needed a George School Quakorcism.
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