conscription 

being obligated or required to make an appearance, regardless of what one desires to do.

Some people consider having to report for jury duty a form of conscription.

Having to visit my parents during the holidays feels like conscription. All their turmoil makes me wish I could just stay home.

conscription by D.S. Credito March 2, 2015

Conscription 

A law that forces all men (and sometimes women) to join the armed forces if and when they are needed.

The government passed conscription because they're at war.

Conscription by Jafje May 25, 2007

consqripted 

really bad roblox obby player

woah consqripted beat bluestification and citadel of void and tower of elongated runs and tower of astronomically aimless annoyances and obelisk of impossible difficulty chart and clouds on ipad omz !!!!!!!
yeah but he sucks
good point

consqripted by triangleMaybe March 4, 2021

conscriptum 

That bulge in your pants caused by the zipper in one's jeans. Unfortunately, it too often looks like the wearer has a boner.

They say, "Where there is smoke, there is fire", but a thirteen-inch conscriptum isn't fooling anyone.

conscriptum by SCHiBER February 13, 2005

conscription 

The act of bringing about military enrollment in a (usually) compulsory manner.

The medieval lord instituted universal conscription during times of war.

conscription by Nicolai April 3, 2004

Cuntscripted 

When you are a cunt and are forced to join the cunt army.

He was cuntscripted.

Cuntscripted by Nbjibhibuio August 1, 2017

Conscriptovitch 

A derogatory noun used to describe conscripted soldiers, almost exclusively within the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation

Guy 1: Did you hear what that recruit did? He really fell for the chemlight battery prank!
Guy 2: Frickin’ conscriptovitch

Conscriptovitch by Pootman0 January 15, 2023