anal conquistador

the ass conqueror; one who sets out on a conquest of anal pleasures

Neil Patrick Harris has become quite the anal conquistador in recent years.

anal conquistador by KPVA February 18, 2010

Colgate Conquistador 

When you cum on a girls toothbrush and make her brush her teeth with it as if it was toothpaste.

John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!

Colgate Conquistador by RodWood July 18, 2010

rectal conquistador 

A mans obsession of conquering another mans butt hole

Jamison loves having anal sex so much he is notoriously known as being a "rectal conquistador."

rectal conquistador by Skinny Kid December 20, 2007

conquistadorgt 

A guy who plays on a shitty PC and rages when he gets fucked up in GTA(Gay Theft Asshole) or OT(Old Thunder). He represents the gay pride of Portugal and as a result James Charles was featured as the model for vogue Portugal. Insult him and he’ll attack your devices with alpha particles making them spasticated and beyond unusable

Guy: did you watch conquistadorgt’s video on OT?
Guy2: no
Guy: you will get fucked up by alpha particles

conquistadorgt by MicrowaveCurry September 28, 2021

The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.

"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."

The Conquistador by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 7, 2008

vagina conquistador 

one who conquers, either sporadically or on a regular basis, vagina.

Jerry is a vagina conquistador in his own right.

vagina conquistador by C. Diddy September 20, 2006

Conquistadoring 

The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.

"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"

Conquistadoring by GxSplinter May 19, 2013