Conor Oberst is one of the worst indie/emo singers every to come along and help ruin the world. Idiotic adolescents enjoy his ridiculous awful cry-wail, even though it is never in key, has horrid tone, is always out of pitch, and generally makes me want to kill myself. Every fan of this piece of shit loser who can't sing should kill themselves in a horrible fashion. You all need to fuck off.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he heard Conor Oberst singing.
by poopshitter January 28, 2008
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1. (n) A no talent ass-hat that sets unbelievably contrived lyrics to horribly depressing music.

2. (n) The kind of person that your moody, depressed, self-absorbed teenage daughter thinks is the perfect guy.
1. The newest lyrics by Conor Oberst make me want to vomit.

2. Isn't your daughter dating a whiney Conor Oberst?
by Jesus Jones September 7, 2004
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A beautiful emo boy whoi wanna bang so hard its not funny...
Conor Oberst ownes your fucking ass so deal you asshole.. and idont know
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1. a guy that this girl i am trying to fuck likes.

2. faggot.
maybe i should listen to bright eyes so i can fuck adriana.

conor oberst is a faggot.
by fascistpony April 19, 2005
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over-hyped (particularly by emo girls), egotistical, talent-lacking singer/songwriter who has to be butt fucked by every critic with praise
'Hey have you heard of Conor Oberst?'
'Who the hell hasnt?'
'Isnt he BRILLIANT?'
'No.'
by HeartsofOak May 11, 2005
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Singer of Brighteyes whom as of late, has seemed to become a sell-out with multiple appearances on MTV and the like.
At one point in time Conor was a heartfelt, emotional, deep, lyrical genious, but has suddenly started a downward spiral.

see Ben Gibbard, Anthony Green, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, or Circa Survive.
Guy1>> man, conor oberst is hitting a wall with his new album.

Guy2>> yeah i know, what happened to the good stuff?

Guy1>> i think he realized that half of his audience were emo 14 year olds who dont understand half of the symbolism he uses.
by DAVYsan July 24, 2007
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I very gay guy who does nothing but cry all day and turn it into songs. his music is so emo ppl want to kil themselves for what he "goes through"

oh and hes also Haleighs hubby...
conor oberst is a bisexual emo guy who hates haleigh.
by Ennis April 13, 2005
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