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human person who just happens to play music and write songs
conor oberst is not a piece of meat for all you fat chicks in weezer shirts to drool over.
by ashleigh May 31, 2004
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a hot guy that writes awesome music
see him in concert and you'll see- he's awesome
by bloodylost May 01, 2005
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conor oberst is possibly the single most amazing writer of this generation
by adj. April 11, 2008
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Conor Oberst ::proper noun:: - The extremely intelligent and sexy lead singer of the band Bright Eyes and his punk-side project The Desparacidos. He seems to be very bi-polar ::see - Fevers And Mirrors expo 1/2 track:: and is very sexy - did I already say sexy? Oh well...
Noun - Hey, you know Conor Oberst? The lead singer of the band Bright Eyes?

Verb - At the Mad Hatters concert, I met a guy and we totally Conor Oberst-ed all night - or until the concert was over, at least.
by Nyx Vasquez April 15, 2005
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the single most beautiful lyrical genius that ever graced the earth with his heart wrenched lyrics that give me a reason to wake up in the morning.
"the morning's clean light pours in through the window, i pray i don't die, i'm a goddamn hypocrite"

CONOR OBERST & SARIRA WOULD BE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER,
its a total match made in heaven.
by Rira March 26, 2008
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a normal guy with amazing poetic talents that is weirdly obsessed over by indie girls that paint their nails black/chip it off, and make up weekly nuerosis for themselves so they can be more Conor Oberst.
"I can't sleep unless I drink myself into it."
"Aww...your so Oberst!"
by Roxanne December 11, 2003
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The lead singer and guitarist of the folk/indie band Bright Eyes.
Oberst's lyrical genius is often overshadowed by his position as the emo poster boy.
I craft paper dolls of Conor Oberst in my spare time.
by Lizzie Tripolitis April 27, 2008
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