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A 25-year-old indie artist from Omaha, Nebraska that is one of the main founders of Saddle Creek Records, along with other bands such as Azure Ray and Rilo Kiley. Conor Oberst is mainly known for his place in the band Bright Eyes, but also takes part in many other bands...
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE BANDS! It's obvious that Conor Oberst is just too hot for those losers. In fact, Conor's image is almost the only reason he has so many fans. Find me a fan of Bright Eyes that IS over 18, and is NOT female, and you will get a cookie. But that's basically meaningless because it's impossible anyways. Teenybopper 1 listening to Bright Eyes: "I WANNA LOVA I DUN HAVE 2 LUVVVVV. I WANT A BOI WHOZ SOO DRUNK, HE DOESNT TALK. HEY, WHERZ DA KID WID DA KEMICALZ?"
Teenybopper 2: "LOLS M8, what r u listening 2?" Teenybopper 1: "dunno, i fnk der name is 'dim eyes'.. i only listen 2 them coz conor oberst is a TOTAL HUNK." |
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Beautiful. Perfect. Poetic. If only there were more Conor Obersts in the world.
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anonymous
Oct 23, 2003
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1. noun Musician from Nebraska who started recording indie albums as a teenager. Has been in several indie bands including Commander Venus, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos.
2. verb To write real tear-provoking lyrics to depressing emotional music about being alone, depressed, and/or confused which may or may not have been linked to your own experiences. 3. adj. A sexy, emtional, skinny, scrawny, pale indie boy who knows how to make you cry when you sit at home alone. Noun: My favorite band is Bright Eyes, you know with Conor Oberst?
Verb: After her boyfriend cheated on her, she sat in her room for 4 days Conor Obersting and crying. Adjective: At the Death Cab for Cutie show I saw this extremely Conor Oberst boy, and we made out in the back. |
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A beautiful and talented singer and songwriter. Has been in many amazing bands. Man, that Conor Oberst is pretty hot.
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beautiful, hot, orgasmic that sex last night was conor....if you know what i mean
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brillant man, your ideas have been so like conor lately
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a beautiful, gorgeous person intellectually and phsyically who isnt scared to admit the true darkness of life...and sadly all his beauty is a result from his neurosis-depression, warped view on life-ridden soul a melancholy philosopher
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impossibly good-looking emokid. He is known most commonly as the frontman for Bright Eyes, but he has also fronted his later project Desaparecidos.
This guy is a genius, often tagged as a wunderkind (he started recording at 14) and channels his emotions into powerful lyrics emokidettes can relate to. Actually, he is still sorta a kid. I went to a show of his when he was way younger and he was so tiny and kid-like it shocked me. I haven't seen him recently (he's gone too mainstream for my wallet) so hopefully he had finally hit puberty and start growing up. If you like Bright Eyes, you will love Cursive, front by a member of Conor's former band Commander Venus Tim Kasher. Similar music, except I prefer Cursive One thing that sets Conor apart from other musicians is his amazing voice. His voice wavers when he sings. It reconnects people to memories of crying and painful emotions and whatnot so after a few painful notes, you will be real fucking depressed. Go to one of his shows and you can feel the depression rolling off the crowd. No moshing here, kiddos, just crying.
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