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Conneryism 

When a person relates a quote or emulates the accent from the actor Sean Connery.
Person A -- I don't know if I can ace this quiz or not...

Person B -- (in Sean Connery's accent) Losers always whine about doing their 'best'; winners just go home and f*ck the prom queen.

Person A -- Fine. No need to use a Conneryism to get your point across...
Conneryism by Oryon007 January 16, 2011

copperitis 

a disease that makes it harder people to type correctly without making spelling mistakes
"did yuo see taht new movie taht camr out todat"

"seeing your message it looks like you are suffering from copperitis"
copperitis by gonzalo_kebab December 20, 2021

Connerotic Asphyxiation

*noun* pronounced: con-er-rot-ic ass-fik-see-ay-shun

01. Dying of suffocation from banging a fat chick.

02. (Medical) - Chemicals such as carbon monoxide that
prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs causing oxygen starvation of tissues leading to death as a result of performing sexual intercourse with a morbidly obese female.
1.Milo: “Did you hear what happened to Jay the other day?”
Papa Tony: “Naw what happened?”
Milo: “He was eating out a fat chick and her gunt enclosed in on him…he died of Connerotic Asphyxiation.”

2. Kerp:(Text message): "I got this text From Conner last night - ‘I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
Caesar:(Text message): “We should be happy for him, surely he would’ve died from Connerotic Asphyxiation from those two fat chicks.”

Conceitisism 

The practice of being conceited. This is also the practice of finding oneself so ridiculously good looking that you fall in love with yourself and no one else. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, cockiness, looking in the mirror excessively, talking about yourself constantly, bragging about your hair cut and man sweater, and last but not least, thinking highly of one's abilities.
"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

-Derek Zoolander

**this would be considered conceitisism**

Concertitis 

Can we go to a concert soon? I have bad concertitis!
Concertitis by queandsera January 16, 2014

Connectisnobs 

People who live in Connecticut and think they are better than everybody else in this world. Rich people in Connecticut who treat others like dirt.
Connectisnobs Connecticut snobs rich people
Connectisnobs by not snobby October 29, 2011