confuckle 

Another word used for being confused.

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha

confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

connectile dysfunction 

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

connectile dysfunction by m0 February 7, 2007

connected guy 

In Mafia terms,a man who has close ties to organized crime, but is not an official member.

In the movie Donnie Brasco, Donnie was a connected guy in the Bonanno Crime Family, but not a made man.

connected guy by 66tornadoes December 13, 2016

connected 

The first level in the gangster Mafia hierarchy, according to the movie Donnie Brasco. In that movie, Al Pacino explains that there are four levels of Mafia guy: Connected guy, Made Guy (aka Wiseguy), Skipper, and Boss. Connected Guy is a guy who is vouched for by a Made Guy. He is referred to as "a friend of mine" by said Made Guy, but is not yet part of the Mafia yet.

Hey, don't piss off any of Rizzo's friend, he's a connected guy.

connected by Marty February 14, 2003

confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.

I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!

confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008

Connelley 

A semen hungry Hawaiian who begs old homeless men penetrate his ass hole

The Connelley enjoyed the firm penis in his asshole.

Connelley by _Ben_D0ver February 18, 2019

connected cunt 

a bad ass motherfucker who has many shifty contacts

Jay: Oh I wouldn't disrespect him if I were you

Morris: Why the fuck not ?!

Jay: He's a connected cunt

connected cunt by DrCuntface March 25, 2010