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Collaging 

The act of gluing magazine pictures of things you will never have/be on a piece of paper and staring at it for several hours until all of your problems are resolved. Many people, mainly males between the age of 1 and death, do not collage. they are known as Non-Collagers.
Jared: i made a collage in kindergarten once
Mitch: i don't do that, collaging ain't my thing
Collaging by NONcollager November 30, 2010

collaging 

When you take a bunch of pictures of people's junk (from the Internet), make a collage out of them on Word or Paint, photocopy a shitload, and plaster all over coworker's cubicle, office, windshield.
Randall: "Johnson's makin' me work late this Friday!"
Todd: "Dude, you know what you gotta do?"
Randall: "What?"
Todd: "You gotta do some collaging in his fuckin' office!"
collaging by Amda Michael Ydoom November 30, 2010

Kurt Cobanging 

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana
Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .
Kurt Cobanging by Websters2 June 12, 2015

Chilanging 

Making references to cultures, peoples, languages, accents, sexual orientations etc in a fun and joyous manner though in what can be perceived as a mocking way, but in fact without any malice and by a person with no prejudicial intent.

Used chiefly in commonwealth countries.
"it's very common for silly leftists to confuse chilanging, which stems from deep cultural appreciation and adoration, with racism, because often their grandparents used to slave Africans in plantations or maybe cause a genocide and they now feel a bit fucked up about things, anyway, there are no reasons why friendly tourists can't chilang when in Thailand".

“While in Qatar, me and the boyz challenged “allu akbar” and said “khumus” to each other day and night and it was lovely, also you must try the majboos and falafel - delicious”.
Chilanging by anonymous December 22, 2022

Chilanging 

Making references to cultures, peoples, languages, accents, sexual orientations etc in a fun and joyous manner though in what can be perceived as a mocking way, but in fact without any malice and by a person with no prejudicial intent.

Used chiefly in commonwealth countries.
"it's very common for silly leftists to confuse chilanging, which stems from deep cultural appreciation and adoration, with racism, because often their grandparents used to slave Africans in plantations or maybe cause a genocide and they now feel a bit fucked up about things, anyway, there are no reasons why friendly tourists can't chilang when in Thailand".

“While in Qatar, me and the boyz challenged “allu akbar” and said “khumus” to each other day and night and it was lovely, also you must try the majboos and falafel - delicious”.
Chilanging by anonymous December 22, 2022

Contaging 

Just contaging innit
How is that contaging me