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12:47AM Sun, Aug 29: "Our conkis"
Derived from this drunk text, the word means:

conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done
(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."
by Moderated Conkis August 31, 2010

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