Conjunctivitis

Pink eye, something you get from burying your face in a strippers ass.

"Aw dude, I got conjunctivitis"

"That's what you get when you put a stripper's butt on your face"

Conjunctivitis by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009

Cumjunctivitus 

Cumjunctivitis - To wank into a sleeping partner's face so that in the morning their eyes are tightly glued together.

"I can't open my eyes this morning, I've got a really bad case of Cumjunctivitis".

Cumjunctivitus by philthemoney August 11, 2003

american conjunctivitis 

The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.

I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.

By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...

american conjunctivitis by Josh McG January 19, 2007

conjunctivitis

Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.

Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."

Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.

"Let's do it"
"Can't... I have conjunctivitis"
"Yucky"

conjunctivitis by Ash Money January 4, 2007

congestive conjunctivitis 

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

congestive conjunctivitis by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

cockjunctivitus

An embarrassing medical issue that occurs when the sight of a stunning looking lady on the beach, or elsewhere similar, can cause a dribble of discharge from your third eye, much like the irritating eye condition.

Look at Keith's speedos, theres a sticky damp patch on the front of them caused by all these bikini-clad honeyz at the pool today. He must suffer badly from cockjunctivitus.

cockjunctivitus by cheffykins December 30, 2011

conjunctivitis

taking a sick day from work in conjunction with the weekend.

Billy called in sick Monday. I think he had "conjunctivitis".

conjunctivitis by jpeterman57 December 5, 2007