Conjunctivitis
Conjunctivitis by breakfastcandy December 14, 2009
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Conjunctivina
A form of conjunctivitis attained by rubbing your eye after sex having touched your girls vajayjay.
Common amongst those who cry after intercourse.
Common amongst those who cry after intercourse.
"Man, why is your eye so red?"
"Wiped a tear from my eye using my action finger after super emotional sex last night, now I have Conjunctivina"
"Wiped a tear from my eye using my action finger after super emotional sex last night, now I have Conjunctivina"
Conjunctivina by Chewed Muffin November 5, 2015
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american conjunctivitis
The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.
I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.
By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.
By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...
american conjunctivitis by Josh McG January 19, 2007
conjunctivitis
Pink eye. It is an infection in the eye that's really contagious, ugly, and gross.
Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."
Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
Not exactly a slang word, but it definitely sounds cooler than saying "pink eye."
Also, while this is not a sexually transmitted disease, if you have sex with someone with conjunctivitis, you will probably get conjunctivitis.
conjunctivitis by Ash Money January 4, 2007
congestive conjunctivitis
Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.
Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.
You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.
congestive conjunctivitis by Giddy73 May 19, 2017
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