conjoined twin 

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.

Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate.

conjoined twin by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.

After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.

Conjoined Conception by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.

Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"

conjoined twinophilia by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007

conjoined twits 

when two morons hang around together and agree on everything. No individual thoughts or ideas.

Followers

Jedward are conjoined twits

Rita: Did you see those pair of girls in class they were such conjoined twits.

Everyone: yes they were

conjoined twits by YeahIWentThereAgain August 30, 2010

conjoined balls 

When you only have one good ball or testicle.

He has conjoined balls. For easter we dress it up like an Easter egg and go hunt for it.

conjoined balls by feedingonrose June 18, 2015

Conjoined twins 

Usually pertaining to a couple that is always together..AKA ct

Person 1: there goes Bryan and Mandy they are always together
Person 2: yeah they’re like conjoined twins or something
person 1: They should change their name to Mryan

Conjoined twins by deck man January 13, 2006

conjoined twin 

siamese twin

conjoined twin by Anonymous October 14, 2003