Conjangle 

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something

I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.

Conjangle by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

Conjabi 

1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi

On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!

Conjabi by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015

Conjaculations 

A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.

I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!

Conjaculations by stephen buscemi December 12, 2010

Conjarvent 

The word that you add to a paper to make your writing seem better than it is.

Man I got a 100 on my English exam and my teacher did not notice that I used the word conjarvent.

Conjarvent by Mr skid November 18, 2009

conjack 

Verb. to conversation hijack, as in stealing a conversation, changing the subject, and not allowing anyone else to speak. Other forms of the word include conjacker, conjackee, and conjaction.

Will: My best friend just found out his gf has been cheating on him for a month with a guy from VCU...
Gabe: Oh my gosh dude I'm so--
Brian: I know a kid from VCU, we grew up together in New Hampshire, we were on the same soccer team, and this one game...
Will: Goddamit Brian conjacked me again!

conjack by WM233 October 1, 2010

conjarmany 

the normally long sausage like organ located between the legs of most males.

my conjarmany hurts

conjarmany by chandrahasan yuvarajah March 1, 2004

Conjay 

1: N. One who likes to party.
2: N. V. One with the tendency to imbibe copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.

Bob: Wow I drank way too much tequila last night!
Rick: Yeah, you really Conjayed!!

Conjay by Le Canadien February 3, 2010