Conjangle 

1. To put together or build quickly, shabbily
messed up, confused, kind of like fubar
2. To mix, organize or blend something

I wanted to clean up the computer wires in the office but they were all conjangled.

The night before the report was due, Rachel conjangled a 1-page essay.

Conjangle by Jen Eric1 November 11, 2012

Conjabi 

1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology

2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent

3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi

On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!

Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!

Conjabi by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015

CONCACAFed

When a sports team is a victim of corrupt fucking officiating in any sport. This phenomena Predominantly occurs in football matches in North/Central America and the Caribbean

We weren’t given the penalty because the assistant referee CONCACAFed us.

CONCACAFed by tman02 March 11, 2020

contach 

verb: to add a part to something that does not really fit as a temporary solution to a problem

If you contach a soda can to your lawnmower it will work until you can purchase a muffler.

contach by chinganda July 22, 2009

Contact wait out 

"Contact, wait out" is a term military personel use over the radio to report enemy sightings/attacks. "Contact" means that the enemy has been identified or that you have already been attacked. "wait" means that you have no time to explain the situation right now. "out" means that you are about to end transmission and will call back later.

*Huge explosion*
Lieutenant: Holy shit, call it in!
Radio operator: This is Mike November 4, contact wait out!

Contact wait out by puje October 19, 2009

conac 

i actually don’t know what this means.

random dude: hey.. what’s a conac?
random dude 2: what the fuck did you just call me?

conac by angelz06 June 18, 2020

penisary contact 

The act of making contact with the penis. Most likely revering to sexual intercourse.

First used by Tony Soprano in a session with Dr. Melfi.

Tony: So you're telling me it's possible that the two of dem never made uh penisary contact?

Dr. Melfi: I think your inquiring about something that I have no personal knowledge of.

penisary contact by Geoff Ross March 2, 2009