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1.
to bleed profusely from the anus.
I'm so angry i could conj!
I'm gunna conj on your face!
Look out! He's gunna conj!
by c-leo and d-dubbs December 08, 2008
 
2.
con artist, stalker, lurker
you would NOT want your child to grow up to be a conj.
by steven rx June 30, 2006
 
3.
ringleader of lurking.
Bill: wow... you sat outside your boyfriends window & watched him sleep? you pulled a total conj yo.
by lucie 2 June 30, 2006