Cornivore 

A person who is addicted to corn dogs

Timmy's realized he was a full blown Cornivore the day he ate 22.5 Zaguate corn dogs.

Cornivore by Lil Pepper Pants January 21, 2020

cornivore 

n. a corn eating animal; any such animals that ingest corn.

all the cows in that field have been unnaturally conditioned to be cornivores.

cornivore by DNrep414 March 9, 2009

canivore 

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

canivore by steve freund October 4, 2007

canivore 

Someone who's diet consists of cannabis and cannabis containing foods.

"Jesus man, you eat meat? That's wrong"
'Nah, this is a cannaburger.'
"What the fuck is a cannaburger?"
'It's made entirely out of cannabis, kinda like a soy burger.'
"So you made a burger made entirely of weed?"
'Well it can be made of any cannabis products. I'm a canivore.'
"That burger, is entirely weed?"
'Yeah man...sure...but I'm a canivore.'
"Jesus Christ... Hey man, I'm.. ah, hungry, mind if I --"

canivore by Kieran King October 21, 2007

Cornivore 

A person who can't get enough cheesey jokes

He really loves puns, John is a total Cornivore

Cornivore by Lil Pepper Pants December 9, 2019

Covivore 

A mammal; who has survived the outbreak of the Covid 19 pandemic in 2020

I am a Covivore gazi, I mean I survived Corona virus.

Covivore by Nefris September 9, 2020

COGNIVORE

From Latin cogni- (to know, to think) + -vore (to devour, to consume).
A human who was once the apex consumer of thought, now reduced to being consumed by it. A mind that no longer hunts ideas but is hunted by them — fed pre-processed thoughts by algorithms designed to keep it dependent, reactive, and docile.
Unlike ignorance, which is simply the absence of knowledge, a cognivore had the capacity for deep thought and surrendered it, one scroll at a time.

We didn't lose our minds to stupidity. We lost them to convenience. We became cognivores

COGNIVORE by CORVUS NULL May 2, 2026