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1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.
Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.
by asupernothing May 27, 2004
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Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.
Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.
by 2444 July 09, 2005
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A naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.
Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."

Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".
by Dr. Conehead November 11, 2011
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The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."
by derpsalot August 30, 2010
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v. The act of inserting a large orange traffic pylon into one's anus as far as it will go.
Brian and Jessica were coning last night. Jessica managed six inches, but Brian got eight.
by Kronan December 16, 2009
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The art of put your fingers in a cone shape position and interserting them into a girls vagina. Similar to fisting, but more delicate, and in a cone shape.
Josh explained how he was coning a girl until he was wrist deep in her fluids.
by Marteeny June 14, 2007
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Cone-ing
When someone lowers themselves, ass first, onto a traffic cone to stretch out they're butthole.
Did you do your coning practices today? If that judge finds you guilty, you'll be happy you did.
by theCTrain July 06, 2011
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