'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'
a Democrat then stands up and says,
'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "
- Lewis Black
Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."
Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."