Consoomer 

a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.

Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer

Consoomer by Acethemain June 16, 2020

Consoomer 

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.

Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.

Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022

condoozaling 

Mingling with a lesbian friend who happens to be in love with you when you're straight as an arrow.

Jasmine was was caught condoozaling with Eleanor in the pizza parlor.

condoozaling by Princess Tatiana February 1, 2013

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Used in place of "consume" to mock rampant consumerism.

See also: Consoomer

You need to get a job so that you can CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM by sid_ December 2, 2020

El psy congroo! 

An infamous catchphrase from a certain Mad Scientist.

Anyone after watching Steins;Gate will have a 75% chance of saying this and also probably putting a banana into a microwave.

Makise Kurisu: What are you doing?
Hououin Kyouma: THIS IS HOUOUIN KYOUMA, IT HAS SEEMED THE ORGANIZATION SENT A SPY AGAINST ME, EL PSY CONGROO!

El psy congroo! by CubicBeingUnFunny February 27, 2023

conglomerate 

your conglomerate is your hustle:what you do to make money.

Just respect my conglomerate

conglomerate by christian luyando February 11, 2009

Congolese women 

The most beautiful African woman in the whole world, they have the sexiest Booty, they man are not as cute as their women but it all works out some how, they say that Beyoncé is part Congolese because of how beautiful she is. Not all African are as beautiful as Congolese women.

Congolese women are known for being very beautiful but also very strong minded human being." The lion Queen" The most beautiful women in the world

Congolese women by The lion Queen January 20, 2017