1) the democratic republic of congo-kishaska is the former zaire. it was once a very poorly run belgian colony. for years, it was a dictatorship under joseph motubo. in the 1990s, the nation was in a constant state of civil war. it is currently under the authority of a transitional gov't.
2) the republic of congo, a country in just as bad of a state as the above. a former french colony, it saw multiple coups until a communist government came to power in the late 1960s. civil war occured in the 1990s, and the country is currently a faux democracy. it is known for its vast jungles with their gorillas.
P2: does it look like i care?
P3: course you don't you heffa you a CONGO.
2. He chase d man with a cutlass because d man give him dumplin with no stew. D congo in him come out dey boy.
3. He showin real congoism. Like he never see woman before.