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conglomerate by christian luyando February 11, 2009
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congrammer
The opposite of a competent and conscientious computer programmer.
Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.
Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.
Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Congrammers usually don't RTFM and frequently deliver buggy and unmaintainable code, which programmers will loathe them for.
Congrammers survive in the corporate world by deceiving non-technical managers who naively appreciate them for their ass-kissing qualities and "yes sir" attitude. Some congrammers manage to go unsupervised, and by the time managers realize how badly they have damaged their product, it's sometimes too late to go back and have a programmer fix everything.
Congrammers are unlikely to give programmers any real credit for saving their projects, but programmers must willingly help them anyway since otherwise they won't be considered "team players".
Programmer 1: Hey, I can't follow this module.c code. It's filled with like magic constants and 2,000 line functions. I don't think this guy understood pointers, either... and why did he write his own shitty version of strtol()? WTF...
Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.
Programmer 1: FML
Programmer 2: Oh yeah... that was all done a while ago by Paul, our old congrammer at the time. After 3 years of shit they finally wised up and let him go. Your guess is as good as mine... Anyways, welcome to the team and good luck fixing that code.
Programmer 1: FML
congrammer by rylesny November 9, 2009
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conglaturation
The retarded misspelling when you beat the video game Ghostbusters for the NES, Sega Master System, and Atari 2600.
Conglaturation !!!
You have compelted a great game.
And prooved the justice of our culture.
Now go and rest our heroes !
yes..."prooved"
You have compelted a great game.
And prooved the justice of our culture.
Now go and rest our heroes !
yes..."prooved"
conglaturation by SkaRobotCaptain July 3, 2007
Conglaturations
Conglaturations by Gfdsahjkl June 2, 2018
Congrampulations!
Something you would say to a man who had just had a grandson or granddaughter as a way of congratulating them.
Congrampulations! by Zeebs The Middle November 1, 2013
conglomotheist
Believing (or theorizing) in the existence of every god, possibly because of ones opinion that all gods exist somewhere (whether in a spiritual plane, or within ones own mind) because of the belief in them.
This is probably not the only theory, however.
This belief system is widely used by practitioners of chaos magick, due to their practice of adopting a religious aspect and believing in one god (or spiritual being, fictional character, whatever the chaote chooses) for a particular spell, then changing aspect for a new spell.
This is probably not the only theory, however.
This belief system is widely used by practitioners of chaos magick, due to their practice of adopting a religious aspect and believing in one god (or spiritual being, fictional character, whatever the chaote chooses) for a particular spell, then changing aspect for a new spell.
"What religion are you?"
"I take no religious path, although I am a spiritually conglomotheist."
"Ah, I'm a christian."
"In that case, please take your retardation elsewhere."
"I take no religious path, although I am a spiritually conglomotheist."
"Ah, I'm a christian."
"In that case, please take your retardation elsewhere."
conglomotheist by Galhast Tohs (MtGMStGMMTPTLTG) August 15, 2007