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Congitoose is a combination of a cow, monkey, pig, rabbit,and a goose. It is also a type of dance used to call the rain by the infamous Meese clan.
Do you see that animal over there...it is a congitoose.
or
Let's do the conitoose and call the rain!
by The Nameless Wonder November 11, 2004

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