The child of Ecological and Convenient. Describes something that is both simple and good for the planet.
Recycling your water bottle so you don't have to pay to throw it away. "WowAmy, that was so congreenient to put that bottle in the recycling instead of paying to put it in a landfill. It was better for you and better for everyone!"
"i dont respect my dad cause hes a congarted swine who eats cheeze wiz out the bottle"
"At soccer games some parents can be congarted by sitting in the car instead of watching them"