flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013

Coraline 

A happy children's book about a monster who lures children away from their parents with candy and games and then tricks them into having buttons sewn into their eyes and then locks them behind the mirror and eats their souls.

Thanks to Coraline, now I'm scared of mirrors and needles.

Coraline by Sugar Plumps July 6, 2017

coraline 

An amazing movie from 2009 that NOBODY KNOWS FOR SOME FUCKING REASON

person 1: can we watch coraline?
person 2: what's "coraline"?
person 1: ...
person 2: what is it?
person 1: thisiswhatswrongwiththeworld

coraline by fuk u i'm better June 27, 2018

contadine 

is a word that isn't as raunchy as it sounds. It means an Italian peasant girl, but will probably never again come up in civilized conversation unless you are in the opperetta, The Gondoleirs.

Pronounced: con tuh deen ay

Gondoliers: Signorine io tammo!
Contadine: Contadine Siamo :(

contadine by nonyo Binness March 14, 2008

Conga Line Piss Train

When you decide to use the bathroom but all of your friends also decide they need the bathroom at the same time.

Can also be applied to classmates, colleagues, etc.

"Hey, I'm gonna use the bathroom a sec be right back"

"Yeah, me too"

"I do as well."
"Is this just gonna be Conga Line Piss Train?"

Conga Line Piss Train by SimplyKK March 12, 2021

blue slime conga line 

A conga line on Minecraft slimes that are blue. (Scares 5% of people on Earth)

A awsome blue slime conga line.

blue slime conga line by lokigast February 12, 2015